What is your fear, style-wise? Mine is looking as though I’ve spent hours putting my look together. Maybe I have spent hours putting my look together, but that is not for you, or anyone else to know, OK? Head-to-toe, therefore – or Matchy Matchy, as Anna Wintour once dismissively coined it – that’s a look you are never going to see me wearing, not in a million years. Except for today. Today, as a trial, I have on a pair of red Acne jeans and a red cashmere, boyfriend-style sweater from Miu Miu, which matches exactly. Two of my favourite pieces that are nonetheless like repelling magnets, so unlikely are the chances of them ever